s'mores!

[Zerila]

One of my co-workers decided to be a little bad, so she brought in stuff to make s'mores in the microwave. I decided that this is about the tastiest treat you can make at work so I decided to write up:

Zerila's Guide to Making Microwave s'mores!
ta-daa!!!

You will need:
Graham crackers
Marshmallows (the big kind, not the mini marshmallows)
a chocolate bar (like a regular Hershey's bar)

1. take 1 graham cracker "plank" and crack it in two (it's usually perforated in the middle, making this easy). You should end up with two graham cracker squares. Place one of the squares on a microwave-safe plate

2. take a small amount of chocolate, say 1-2 sections off of a Hershey's bar, and place it in the center of the graham cracker.

3. Take 1 marshmallow and place it on top of the chocolate.

4. Place the plate in the microwave and nuke it for a few seconds. When I say "a few", I mean it! As soon as the marshmallow starts to puff up, stop it and take the plate out*

5. Place the second graham cracker square on top of your marshmallow

6. Eat the s'more

7. Spend the next 10 minutes trying to clean sticky marshmallow stuff off of your hands

8. Repeat steps 1-7 until satisfied!


*I can't stress enough how important it is to keep an eye on your marshmallow! These things will grow completely out of proportion to their original size, with no apparent end in sight. I believe that they actually absorb microwave radiation, and will eventually grow large enough to swallow the entire planet! Leaving a marshmallow in the microwave for too long could spell doom for us all! DOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!

Enjoy your s'mores!

[Kyuuketsuki]

Haha, I've done this many, many times... sometimes just for the sheer pleasure of watching the Marshmallow godzirrafy.

[Zerila]

The marshmallow that destroyed Tokyo! Or at least covered it in a gooey mess

[Kyuuketsuki]

The marshmallow that destroyed Tokyo! Or at least covered it in a gooey mess

What did you do Ray?!

[Ennaor]

Ennaor's Guide to Lemon Bars

1.  Go to the coffee cart by the computer science building
2.  Pray that they have lemon bars today!!!!
3. a) If they do buy one!!!!!!
   b) If they don't go to the closest Coffee Bean and Tea ASAP!
4.  Take a yummy bite
5.  Finish it!
6.  Clean the powdered sugar from your face/shirt and sticky lemony goodness from your hand!