Batman and Robin Quotes

[Ennaor]

I was bored because I'm suppose to be studying for my midterm, so I started looking up random Batman and Robin quotes... one of them almost made me really LOL in the computer lab.


Batman and Robin Quotes
Mr. Freeze, give yourself up. We can get help for you... medical help! - Batman

Why is a woman in love like a welder? Because they both carry a torch! - Batman

Egads! What sorcery is this? There was enough paralyzing gas in that cork to keep ordinary men
unconscious for hours! - Joker

You've tripped on one of your tricks this time, Joker! - Robin


No use, Joker! I knew you'd employ your sneezing powder, so I took an Anti-Allergy Pill! Instead of a SNEEZE, I've caught YOU, COLD! - Batman

Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied! - Penguin

Holy bill of rights, Batman! - Robin

Holy haberdashery, Batman! - Robin

Holy atomic pile, Batman! - Robin

Holy priceless collection of Etruscan snoods! - Robin

Holey rusted metal, Batman! The ground. It's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey. - Robin

The way we get into these scrapes and get out of them, it's almost as though someone was dreaming up these situations; guiding our destiny. - Robin

The opposite of a girl is a boy! - Robin

It's Alfred's emergency belt-buckle Bat-call signal! He's in trouble! - Batman

I never touch spirits. Have you some milk? - Batman

Same Bat time, Same bat channel. - Narrator

Come on, Robin, to the Bat Cave! There's not a moment to lose! - Batman

Wait til they getta loada me - Joker

Never rub another man's rhubarb. - Joker

I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You might think of it as... therapy. - Joker

You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, prepared it, pre-sold the movie rights! - Riddler

Tell the fat lady she's on in five. - Riddler

I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms. - Robin

So many people to kill... so little time. - Poision Ivy

Tonight, hell freezes over! - Mr Freeze

It was noble of that animal to hurl himself into the path of that final torpedo. He gave his life for ours - Batman

Bless my dustpan! - Alfred

Holy demolition, Batman! - Robin

Holy heart failure, Batman! - Robin

Holy Long John Silver, Batman! - Robin

Holy Captain Nemo, Batman! - Robin

Holy costume party, Batman! - Robin

The batcomputer is none too frisky today, Batman. - Robin

It's all a blur. Like a horrible day-mare. - Robin

You she-devil! Have you short-circuited Batman's brain? - Robin

I bet Batman is the only one in the world with a hand steady enough to paint false fingerprints. - Robin

An older head can't be put on younger shoulders. - Batman


Stop fiddling with that atomic pile and come down here! - Batman

Careful, Robin. Both hands on the Bat-rope. - Batman

Remember Robin, always look both ways. - Batman

Of course, Robin. Even crime-fighters must eat. And especially you. You're a growing boy and you need your nutrition. - Batman

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - Batman

It's sometimes difficult to think clearly when you're strapped to a printing press. - Batman

This is torture, at its most bizarre and terrible. - Batman

If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it? - Batman

Since there is no life on Mars as we know it, there can be no intelligible Marsish language. - Batman

Whatever is fair in love and war is also fair in crimefighting. - Batman

Planting a timebomb in a local library is a felony. - Batman

[Zerila]

You know, when I was a kid I thought the Batman TV series was just bad... but reading these quotes, I think they must have been trying for a "so-bad-its-funny" kind of thing.

Sad thing is, the quotes from the movies aren't all that much better