A State of Emergency!

[Ryudei]

All cookies have been discovered missing NATION WIDE!  Large volumes of confectionary goodies have been discovered being off loaded in FRANCE!  This means WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kyuuketsuki]

Who would do such a thing!

[Areya]

Obviously he already consumed all the cookies in France and has to replenish his supply from somewhere...

I bet the "flood related repairs" involving the Eggo Waffles is connected!

[Zerila]

What?! No more cookies?!

Luckily, I still have the key to the Infinite Cookie Storage Vault located in hyperspace. I'll just check on it and...

...

... They're GONE!!! All the cookies are GONE! Who could have eaten an infinite number of cookies?! How... Agh! Do you know how long it took to BAKE all of those?!

*sighs, rolls up sleeves and gets ready to start baking again*

[Ariamo]

Clearly, you should use more ovens if you want to bake more cookies faster.